Give their eyesight (and ego) a playful nudge with our You Are Really Bloody Old Greeting Card! Designed like a cheeky eye test, the message starts big and bold, shrinking line by line until the hilarious truth is revealed—perfect for someone whose vision (and youth) might not be what it used to be.
Printed on luxurious linen cardstock, this witty card has a textured finish that feels just as good as it looks. Measuring approximately 17cm x 13cm, it includes a classic white envelope and is blank inside, leaving plenty of room for your own personal roast—or heartfelt birthday wish.
Whether you're shopping for a friend, family member, or colleague with a great sense of humour (and maybe a pair of reading glasses), this card is a guaranteed laugh.
Key Features:
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Funny "You Are Really Bloody Old" eye chart-style design with “Happy Birthday” message
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Premium linen cardstock for a stylish, high-quality feel
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Blank inside so you can say it your way
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Comes with a white envelope for gifting convenience
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Approx. size: 17cm x 13cm
Give them a birthday card that’s equal parts hilarious and blurry!
| Title | You Are Getting Really Bloody Old Greeting Card |
|---|---|
| Brand | Scarlia |
| Category | Greeting Cards |
| SKU | RrBJCeQ |
| Condition | new |
| Weight | 18.0 g |
| Country of Origin | New Zealand |
