Greeting Cards
Make every moment special with our Greeting Cards Collection, featuring beautifully designed cards for every occasion. Whether you're celebrating a birthday, or sharing love, our selection has the perfect card to match your message.
Greeting Cards
Your Chariot Awaits Greeting CardCelebrate aging in style (and with a good dose of humour) with our Your Chariot Awaits Greeting Card! Featuring the bold phrase alongside a charming illustration of a walking frame and the words Happy Birthday, this card is perfect for poking fun at getting older because nothing says you ve made it like a deluxe mobility upgrade. Printed on premium linen cardstock, the card offers a textured, high-quality finish that adds a touch of elegance to the hilarity. Measuring approximately 17cm x 13cm, it comes with a classic white envelope and is blank inside, ready for your personal message whether it s sassy, sweet, or somewhere in between. Ideal for friends, family, or coworkers who appreciate a well-aimed age joke, this card is guaranteed to roll in some laughs! Key Features: Humorous "Your Chariot Awaits" message with walking frame illustration and Happy Birthday text Printed on luxurious linen cardstock for a premium look and feel Blank inside for your personalised message Includes a...
Greeting Cards
You Are Getting Really Bloody Old Greeting CardGive their eyesight (and ego) a playful nudge with our You Are Really Bloody Old Greeting Card! Designed like a cheeky eye test, the message starts big and bold, shrinking line by line until the hilarious truth is revealed perfect for someone whose vision (and youth) might not be what it used to be. Printed on luxurious linen cardstock, this witty card has a textured finish that feels just as good as it looks. Measuring approximately 17cm x 13cm, it includes a classic white envelope and is blank inside, leaving plenty of room for your own personal roast or heartfelt birthday wish. Whether you're shopping for a friend, family member, or colleague with a great sense of humour (and maybe a pair of reading glasses), this card is a guaranteed laugh. Key Features: Funny "You Are Really Bloody Old" eye chart-style design with Happy Birthday message Premium linen cardstock for a stylish, high-quality feel Blank inside so you can say it your way Comes with a white envelope for gifting conven...
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It Sucks To Be Old Greeting CardBring the laughs and a touch of cheeky charm with our It Sucks To Be Old Greeting Card! Featuring a hilarious birthday message and a whimsical illustration of a vacuum cleaner, this card is the perfect way to poke fun at aging without actually sucking the fun out of their big day. Printed on premium linen cardstock, this card offers a classy texture that pairs beautifully with its playful design. Measuring approximately 17cm x 13cm, it comes with a crisp white envelope and is blank inside, giving you all the space you need to write something heartfelt or sarcastic. Perfect for friends, family, or coworkers who can handle a little age-related teasing, this card is guaranteed to get a chuckle and maybe even a groan. Key Features: Humorous It Sucks To Be Old message with vacuum cleaner illustration High-quality linen cardstock for a polished, premium feel Blank inside for your custom message Comes with a white envelope for easy gifting Approx. size: 17cm x 13cm Make their birthday suck...
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Happy Birthday You Absolute Fossil Greeting CardMake their birthday a roaring success with our Happy Birthday You Absolute Fossil Greeting Card! Featuring a playful message alongside a quirky illustration of dinosaur bones, this card is perfect for poking fun at someone special in the most delightful way. Printed on premium linen cardstock, the card has a luxurious texture that feels as good as it looks. Measuring approximately 17cm x 13cm, it comes with a classic white envelope and is blank inside, leaving plenty of space for your personal message. Whether it s for a friend, family member, or coworker with a great sense of humour, this card is the perfect way to celebrate their extinct sense of style! Key Features: Humorous "Happy Birthday You Absolute Fossil" message with dinosaur bones illustration High-quality linen cardstock for a sophisticated touch Blank inside for your personalisation Includes a white envelope for easy gifting Approx. size: 17cm x 13cm Give them a laugh they won t forget with this dino-mite birthday card!
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Holy Shit You're Old Greeting CardCelebrate their milestone with a hilarious twist using our Holy Shit You're Old Greeting Card! Featuring the cheeky message "Holy You're Old" in bold lettering, this card is perfect for friends or family with a great sense of humour. Printed on high-quality linen cardstock, the card has a premium feel and is sure to stand out. Measuring approximately 17cm x 13cm, it comes complete with a crisp white envelope and is blank inside, ready for your personalised message to add the finishing touch. Whether it's a big birthday or just a playful jab at their age, this card is guaranteed to deliver laughs! Key Features: Humorous "Holy You're Old" design for a lighthearted birthday surprise Premium linen cardstock for a high-quality look and feel Blank inside for your personalisation Includes a white envelope for easy gifting Approx. size: 17cm x 13cm Make their birthday unforgettable (and full of laughs) with this playful card!
Valentine's Day
You Won My Heart Greeting CardHeartfelt Victory: "You Won My Heart" Themed Greeting Card Celebrate the triumph of love with our enchanting "You Won My Heart" Themed Greeting Card. This folded beauty, measuring 162mm x 117mm, is a testament to the sweet victory of affection. Key Features: Heartfelt Design: Embrace the joy of winning someone's heart with our expressive "You Won My Heart" themed greeting card, adorned with a design that beautifully captures the essence of love's triumph. Perfect Size: At 162mm x 117mm, our folded design provides the ideal space for expressing your heartfelt message of love and gratitude. Blank for Personalisation: Make it uniquely yours! The card's interior is intentionally left blank, offering you the freedom to pen down your personal words and sentiments. Quality Craftsmanship: Crafted with care, the card boasts sturdy cardstock and an impeccable design, ensuring it becomes a cherished keepsake. Whether you're expressing newfound love or celebrating years of affection, our "You W...
Valentine's Day
Take My Hand Greeting CardSymbol of Unity: "Take My Hand" Themed Greeting Card Celebrate the unity of hearts with our enchanting "Take My Hand" Themed Greeting Card. This folded beauty, measuring 162mm x 117mm, extends an invitation to shared journeys and intimate connections. Key Features: Heartfelt Design: Embrace the sentiment of togetherness with our expressive "Take My Hand" themed greeting card, adorned with a design that beautifully symbolizes the unity of souls. Perfect Size: At 162mm x 117mm, our folded design offers the perfect canvas for your heartfelt message of connection and companionship. Blank for Personalisation: Infuse your personal touch! The card's interior is intentionally left blank, providing space for your heartfelt words and sentiments. Quality Craftsmanship: Crafted with care, the card features sturdy cardstock and an impeccable design, ensuring it becomes a cherished keepsake. Whether you're extending an invitation or celebrating a shared journey, our "Take My Hand" Themed Greeting...
Valentine's Day
I Love You Greeting CardExpressive Affection: "I Love You" Themed Greeting Card Declare your love with our enchanting "I Love You" Themed Greeting Card. This folded beauty, measuring 162mm x 117mm, speaks volumes with its expressive design, capturing the essence of those three powerful words. Key Features: Heartfelt Design: Communicate the depth of your emotions with our expressive "I Love You" themed Valentine's Day card, adorned with a design that beautifully articulates your affection. Perfect Size: At 162mm x 117mm, our folded design is perfectly proportioned to deliver your heartfelt message of love. Blank for Personalisation: Make it uniquely yours! The card's interior is intentionally left blank, providing a canvas for your personal love notes and sentiments. Quality Craftsmanship: Crafted with care, the card boasts sturdy cardstock and an impeccable design, ensuring it becomes a cherished keepsake. Whether you're expressing love for the first time or celebrating years of togetherness, our "I Love Y...
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Happy Valentine's Day Mail Greeting CardSend Love by Post: Happy Valentine's Day Mail-Themed Greeting Card Share the love with our enchanting Happy Valentine's Day Mail-Themed Greeting Card. This folded beauty, measuring 162mm x 117mm, features a delightful mail-themed design, capturing the essence of sweet sentiments delivered straight to the heart. Key Features: Charming Mail Theme: Embrace the nostalgia of handwritten love letters with our captivating mail-themed Valentine's Day card, setting the stage for a romantic exchange of affection. Perfect Size: At 162mm x 117mm, our folded design is just the right size to convey your heartfelt Valentine's Day wishes. Blank for Personalisation: Express your unique love story! The card's interior is intentionally left blank, inviting you to inscribe your personal messages and sweet sentiments. Quality Craftsmanship: Crafted with care, the card boasts sturdy cardstock and an impeccable design, ensuring a keepsake-worthy token of love. Whether you're professing your love or sendin...
Greeting Cards
Happy Valentine's Day Greeting CardPink Elegance: Happy Valentine's Day Greeting Card Send a token of love and warmth with our Pink Happy Valentine's Day Greeting Card. Measuring 162mm x 117mm, this folded beauty is adorned with a charming pink design that simply says, "Happy Valentine's Day." The perfect canvas for expressing your heartfelt sentiments. Key Features: Charming Design: Embrace the spirit of love with our delightful pink-themed Valentine's Day card, setting the tone for a romantic and heartfelt message. Perfect Size: At 162mm x 117mm, our folded design is just the right size to convey your love and affection. Blank for Personalisation: Make it uniquely yours! The card's interior is intentionally left blank, allowing you to pen down your own sweet words and personal messages. Quality Craftsmanship: Crafted with care, the card exudes quality through its sturdy cardstock and impeccable design. Whether you're professing your love or sending warm wishes, our Pink Happy Valentine's Day Greeting Card is the id...
